I can across this game a while back and thought it was hilarious.
The game is pretty short and the title is pretty self explanatory. You are a Minotaur in a China Shop, but the twist is that you are also the owner of the China shop. You have two choices in each round, either try not to break anything and actually run the China shop or smash everthing in sight as quickly as possible before the local law enforcement takes you down with flaming arrows. The story logic doesn’t quite make sense and it is VERY hard not to break anything while various other anthropomorphic farm animals patron your shop, but I found it quite entertaining.